All right, Sam gave us the idea of making a dictionary of all the misspellings Shannon and I have incorporated into our daily language. So, if you're ever confused by something we say, just refer to this, and you'll probably be just fine!
Dad: the thigh. If we ever say "Punch ___ in the dad," we're talking about the thigh. This is the one that started it all.
Vwar: means "ugh".
Gwar: a variation of vwar.
Czar: a variation of vwar.
-Okax: means okay (which means something very special, but not in a good way).
-Husy (pronounced like "hussy"): hush.
-Bussy: a nickname for Shannon's cat, Peanut, and a term for driving crazily on the road.
-Flussy all the way to Floley's: "Going all the way to Foley's" (I blame Shannon for this one xD).
-But: bit (as in, "See you in a bit!"), butt.
-Gut: goes with but (but gut); doesn't really mean anything.
-Zut: goes with but (zut but); doesn't really mean anything.
-Rut: goes with but (rut but); doesn't really mean anything.
-Giggly but: used when something is really funny ("...Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" "Giggly but!"), or funny in an ironic way.
-Crumbly butt: something we made up to describe one of the bugs from the "Starship Troopers" pinball game; a funny (but not harsh) insult.
-Ramp McPoopy Pants: a name given to one of the upper ramps in the "Starship Troopers" pinball game, known for its complete unfairness in dropping the ball right down the center of the game so the flippers can't hit it.
-Catbug: the kind of bug Shannon wants to be. xD Inspired by the "Starship Troopers" pinball game.
-Deadzy: a nickname Shannon's boyfriend, Jordan, made up for roadkill. Used for practically any kind, but is a special name for squirrel roadkill.
-Gwarz0: a variation of gwar.
-Gwarz0 in the barz0: Just a silly phrase we made up; really doesn't mean anything. xD
-Beanz0: the opposite of donez0.
-Yayz0 in the bayz0: Another silly phrase; doesn't mean anything.
-Shoulder nibbleage: when Shannon or I pretend to bite the other person's shoulder.
-Back0r: the back.
-Front0r: the front.
-Nibble on your back0r: means "nibble on your back." Again, really doesn't mean anything, but since it sounds hilarious to us, we keep using it. xD
-Yossum: means "awesome." Came from the phrase "yossum opossum"... don't ask where that came from. xD
Gigglu- means "giggly."
Rigglu- just a word we made to rhyme with "gigglu."
All right, that's it for now (since I can't think of anything more). But there will be updates, as needed!